Your dad celebrated Thanksgiving before you did and he’s got the bird cooking skills to prove it. Unlike the pathetic masses who hunted their super market prey in freezer sections, he tracked his main course through harsh conditions and wooded landscapes. With a snipers eye he gave thanks with a bullet and brought home an organic, free-range bird each year. Thanksgiving was one of his favorite holidays because he got to eat until he sweat meat and then quietly fell into a food coma.
So hipsters, when you’re preparing a fair-trade soy tofu based turkey for your vegan friends because this holiday isn’t sustainable, remember this…
Your dad appreciated everything he ever had because he earned it the hard way. Make sure to give dad a call today and tell him you’re thankful for him.
Happy Thanksgivings everyone and special thanks to crapfrommallardpark on tumblr for today’s photo.
P.S. - He literally was killing it back in the day.
Happy Thanksgiving!
